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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

lachrymosa:

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

Don’t shit on anyone, really

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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Track: Put Your Records On

Artist: Corrine Bailey Rae

Album: Corrine Bailey Rae

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